| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RobotNinja | 00:00 | glhf |
| spaghetti | 00:09 | hf |
| Tidgey | 00:12 | ur mom has to come off birth control due to tarriffs |
| Tidgey | 00:52 | back to mexican abortions! |
| Tidgey | 00:58 | buy 3 get 1 free |
| spaghetti | 01:01 | we have free health insurance here, sir |
| RobotNinja | 01:08 | where? candaa? |
| Tidgey | 01:08 | oh where are you from? |
| spaghetti | 01:10 | and no orange despots |
| spaghetti | 01:17 | the hat |
| RobotNinja | 02:10 | he ewas but a child |
| spaghetti | 02:18 | i thought you said but a chad |
| Tidgey | 02:20 | epsetin island! |
| spaghetti | 02:23 | i liked that better |
| RobotNinja | 02:28 | idgaf what u liked |
| spaghetti | 02:31 | dope |
| Tidgey | 04:13 | OH HOLY FUCK! |
| Tidgey | 06:48 | those goons got my nexus |
| spaghetti | 20:00 | g |
| spaghetti | 20:02 | gg |