| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Sparkraft | 00:04 | |
| HyperDiIdo | 00:51 | "What's the difference between your strategy and a corpse? The corpse had a fighting chance." |
| HyperDiIdo | 01:55 | "After facing me, you'll be contemplating a new hobby. Maybe gardening?" |
| HyperDiIdo | 02:29 | "I don't just break bases—I break spirits. Your ladder anxiety is about to get a whole lot worse." |
| HyperDiIdo | 03:45 | "My units are coming with more firepower than your pathetic defenses can handle. Hope you've practiced your retreat micro." |
| HyperDiIdo | 04:58 | "When HyperDildo's units are coming, smart players disconnect. What's your move?" |
| HyperDiIdo | 06:15 | "My units are coming with surgical precision. Your base is about to be dissected." |
| HyperDiIdo | 06:36 | my father made an ai so i can be more edgy |
| HyperDiIdo | 10:35 | "My voids don't just kill—they erase your existence from the StarCraft universe." |
| HyperDiIdo | 11:47 | "The last thing your base will see is HyperDildo's voids turning everything to ash." |
| HyperDiIdo | 13:02 | "Voids incoming. I hope you've practiced your surrender speech." |
| HyperDiIdo | 15:24 | "My ally isn't just good—they're the hammer to my anvil. You're about to get forged into defeat." |
| HyperDiIdo | 17:00 | "HyperDildo's position is impregnable. You'll exhaust your resources just trying to breach the outer wall." |
| Wahrkraft | 18:26 | GG |
