| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| YellowBee | 00:10 | They are so cute, they are blue (hearts) |
| YellowBee | 00:12 | glhf! |
| Gargamel | 00:42 | The only cute one, is the one with blonde hair |
| YellowBee | 01:11 | so u hate the rest? |
| YellowBee | 01:16 | that seems unfair |
| Gargamel | 01:24 | especially those cancers who ruin ladder for all |
| YellowBee | 01:45 | u played a smurf? lucky u |
| Gargamel | 10:42 | this is exaactly what I mean, smurf |
| Gargamel | 10:45 | you play 200+ apm |
| Gargamel | 10:48 | in |
| Gargamel | 10:58 | just for the ez wins |
| Gargamel | 11:02 | pathetic |
| Gargamel | 29:38 | get |
| Gargamel | 29:39 | cancer |
| Gargamel | 29:41 | smurf |
