| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Pie | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Pie | 00:04 | im terran |
| HolySquid | 00:06 | thank you |
| HolySquid | 00:13 | good luck have fun |
| HolySquid | 00:56 | love you |
| Pie | 01:05 | Disclaimer: Holysquid has asked for this match to happen repeatedly and I am therefore not legally liable for any emotional or psychological damage suffered by him as a result of the beating that he is about to suffer. |
| HolySquid | 01:12 | jesus |
| HolySquid | 01:15 | im giving love |
| Pie | 05:22 | that went well |
| Pie | 05:28 | gg |
