| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| WirdNah | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| llllllllllll | 00:05 | glhf! |
| llllllllllll | 01:22 | The Divine Lamentations of Messi, God Supreme |
| llllllllllll | 01:30 | Upon this cloud, I deign to dwell, |
| llllllllllll | 01:35 | A pixelated paradise, you tell! |
| llllllllllll | 01:41 | They call me God, a title grand, |
| llllllllllll | 01:46 | While Proxy Barracks litter my hand. |
| llllllllllll | 01:54 | My gaze descends on mortal plight, |
| llllllllllll | 01:59 | Though APM is all I see tonight. |
| llllllllllll | 02:05 | I reach for Adam, pale and meek, |
| llllllllllll | 02:11 | But lag spikes threaten, making me shriek! |
| llllllllllll | 02:19 | "Uninstall!" the thought doth briefly bloom, |
| llllllllllll | 02:23 | As mineral counts fill up the room. |
| llllllllllll | 02:31 | These Terran hordes, a tiresome quest, |
| llllllllllll | 02:36 | My laptop's cooling system put to the test. |
| llllllllllll | 02:44 | The ancients praise my godly grace, |
| llllllllllll | 02:49 | While gas is dwindling at an alarming pace. |
| llllllllllll | 02:55 | I’ve earned these badges, one by one, |
| llllllllllll | 02:59 | Though Grandmaster feels sadly undone. |
| llllllllllll | 03:05 | They whisper tales of cosmic might, |
| llllllllllll | 03:11 | Ignoring that I’m losing this fight! |
| llllllllllll | 03:16 | My score stands low, a shameful plight, |
| llllllllllll | 03:20 | Five victories in the fading night. |
| llllllllllll | 03:25 | Yet still, I pose, with regal air, |
| llllllllllll | 03:30 | A deity burdened by digital despair. |
| llllllllllll | 03:35 | For even Gods must face the screen, |
| llllllllllll | 03:39 | And rage at losses, bitter and keen. |
| llllllllllll | 03:45 | So tremble mortals, gaze upon my face! |
| llllllllllll | 03:49 | A God who’s lost, a most humbling case. |
| llllllllllll | 03:53 | Pray for my ping to stabilize, |
| llllllllllll | 03:58 | Or I shall smite you with a frustrated sigh! |
| llllllllllll | 04:14 | we are a cult btw |
| llllllllllll | 04:25 | lmao |
