| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BaldingBazan | 00:00 | glhf |
| Gayplez | 00:08 | I AM NOT BALDING |
| Gayplez | 00:09 | F U |
| BaldingBazan | 00:11 | hows that hairline doing today? |
| BaldingBazan | 00:37 | did you use your minoxidil today? |
| BaldingBazan | 01:10 | zerg btw |
| BaldingBazan | 07:16 | gg |
