| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TerranHero | 00:03 | dave testa?? |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:10 | NOPE! |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:16 | Just Chuck Testa |
| Duwlu | 00:17 | hes a fake! |
| Duwlu | 00:20 | hes not santa! |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:21 | ;) |
| DaveTestaSC | 00:24 | its a me |
| WaDe | 00:27 | i dont like fakers |
| WaDe | 02:37 | gay boi? |
| DaveTestaSC | 06:11 | 'STAHP |
| WaDe | 06:11 | yeeeeeeees |
| DaveTestaSC | 06:16 | YES ITS ME DICKLESS |
| DaveTestaSC | 06:34 | OPEN NA NOOR |
| Duwlu | 12:36 | going vikings is crazy |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:01 | YESSS |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:06 | GET POAUSED ON NOOBS |
| Void | 13:13 | MY FIRST GAME |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:14 | TERRAN IMBAB |
| Void | 13:18 | DID I DO GOOD |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:19 | PROTOSS OP |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:24 | LOOK MOM IM ON TV |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:30 | REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| DaveTestaSC | 13:35 | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |