| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| kerrigasm | 00:01 | LOOSE VAG ORGY |
| sanzorra | 00:14 | CLOSE |
| kerrigasm | 00:40 | lovers vacation orphanage |
| MrFister | 01:05 | CALL ME TRAVIS KELSEY |
| MrFister | 01:13 | BECAUSE I HAVE CTE |
| MrFister | 01:18 | AND I WANT TO FUCK YOU |
| kerrigasm | 01:37 | thank god for brain cancer |
| kerrigasm | 03:55 | gg |
| kerrigasm | 03:57 | i mean ez |
