| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BnetIntern | 00:00 | gl hf |
| GetPittedBro | 00:05 | gl hf |
| ktra | 00:05 | ? |
| BnetIntern | 00:10 | ! |
| nudesleeper | 00:15 | " |
| nineonesix | 00:22 | god i love milfs? |
| ktra | 00:25 | jerkmate is free |
| ktra | 06:15 | im gay. you guys are JERKS |
| BnetIntern | 06:23 | im gay too |
| BnetIntern | 06:26 | (hearts) |