| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Upintayerass | 00:00 | GL ALPHA B CLAN |
| Upintayerass | 00:03 | WE ARE ALPHA A |
| Paleocon | 00:06 | NOICE! |
| Miro | 00:08 | hf pw |
| PoliticalyOK | 00:11 | were about to see |
| Upintayerass | 00:18 | blinded can't see |
| Miro | 00:22 | oh boy |
| Upintayerass | 00:23 | so not Sure why you joke about that |
| Miro | 00:24 | 3 toss |
| DeadlyKitten | 00:38 | cannon rush |
| Miro | 02:30 | 2 gas |
| Upintayerass | 04:59 | run |
| Miro | 05:10 | i WOULD BUT nVIDIA CRASHED |
| Upintayerass | 06:12 | what a mess |
| Upintayerass | 06:14 | lol |
| Upintayerass | 06:15 | GG |
| PoliticalyOK | 06:20 | are we the real alpha? |
| Miro | 06:20 | NVIDIA CRASHING AT THE WORST TIME |
| Mysteriman | 06:21 | gg |
| PoliticalyOK | 06:24 | :P |
| Miro | 06:26 | GG |
| Upintayerass | 07:06 | wp lads |
| DeadlyKitten | 07:08 | god damnit |
| Upintayerass | 07:08 | catch u later |
| DeadlyKitten | 07:12 | fucking bloody yankees |