| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chen | 00:00 | GLHF |
| ForrestPuppy | 00:00 | gl hg |
| ForrestPuppy | 00:03 | gl hf |
| Spaceboy | 02:02 | \lol |
| Spaceboy | 02:08 | lol @ thjat wall |
| Spaceboy | 02:32 | make that wall any bigger, and you'll be the republican nominee |
| Spaceboy | 03:02 | CARE, HE ALREADY HAS 10 DEPOTS |
| Spaceboy | 04:36 | you guys remember to make orbitals? |
