| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MacroJackson | 00:00 | glhf |
| Sethiroth | 00:06 | GLHF |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:13 | LOOK DUMB NIGGERS |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:28 | SIGNING UP aINT GOOD ENOUGH |
| FatalSyntaX | 01:07 | MAD? |
| FatalSyntaX | 01:42 | NEED HELP? |
| Iceman | 01:45 | sure |
| Iceman | 03:47 | sneak attack |
| LumenBlight | 04:12 | make those millenials sob and rue |
| FatalSyntaX | 05:03 | AWWW... |
| FatalSyntaX | 06:57 | HE'S MAD NOW-.... |
| FatalSyntaX | 07:29 | he's gonna ragestay!! |
| Iceman | 07:37 | oh no!!! |
| Iceman | 07:46 | i give up |
| FatalSyntaX | 09:21 | MAD NIGGER... |
| LumenBlight | 09:27 | yes free up my supple |
| Sethiroth | 09:59 | If only I had teamates that didnt blow dicks.lol |
| Sethiroth | 10:01 | gg |