| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Tidgey | 00:05 | every single one was a BUTTER BALL |
| spaghetti | 00:11 | fat people? |
| spaghetti | 00:21 | fart people? |
| Crusader | 00:40 | i bet u gape |
| spaghetti | 00:48 | i bet you microwave grapes |
| Crusader | 01:25 | nobody likes a cold insertion |
| Crusader | 02:32 | #gapeforjesus #easter sunday |
| spaghetti | 02:45 | do you just have boring voice lines macrod on your mouse or something |
| spaghetti | 02:52 | you sound like a bot |
| Crusader | 03:26 | #theywillneverfindyou |
| spaghetti | 03:35 | zzz |