| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Spaceboy | 01:14 | lol |
| Spaceboy | 01:22 | brood war town hall detected |
| Spaceboy | 02:40 | dude never heard of queens. |
| Spaceboy | 02:47 | except the ones who read him stories. |
| Spaceboy | 08:43 | this is so fucking sad. |
| Spaceboy | 08:49 | please go play the campaign first. |
| ForrestPuppy | 08:51 | gg? |