| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| PluTo | 00:00 | glhf |
| llllllllllll | 05:01 | The Divine Lamentations of Messi, God Supreme |
| llllllllllll | 05:09 | Upon this cloud, I deign to dwell, |
| llllllllllll | 05:13 | A pixelated paradise, you tell! |
| llllllllllll | 05:17 | They call me God, a title grand, |
| llllllllllll | 05:21 | While Proxy Barracks litter my hand. |
| llllllllllll | 05:30 | rofl |
| llllllllllll | 05:31 | My gaze descends on mortal plight, |
| llllllllllll | 05:36 | Though APM is all I see tonight. |
| llllllllllll | 05:41 | I reach for the probes, pale and meek, |
| llllllllllll | 05:45 | But lag spikes threaten, making me shriek! |
| llllllllllll | 06:04 | "Uninstall!" the thought doth briefly bloom, |
| llllllllllll | 06:10 | As mineral counts fill up the room. |
| llllllllllll | 06:16 | These Terran hordes, a tiresome quest, |
| llllllllllll | 06:20 | My laptop's cooling system put to the test. |
| llllllllllll | 06:30 | starcraft leadership principle |
| llllllllllll | 06:59 | strive to gain MMR |
| llllllllllll | 07:18 | i prepared a leadership principle for my match... |
| llllllllllll | 07:23 | then i forgot to paste it |
| llllllllllll | 07:30 | long distance mining == frugality |
| llllllllllll | 07:45 | frupidity |
| llllllllllll | 07:56 | driving overlord away = customer obsession |
| PluTo | 08:14 | gg |
