| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Hez | 00:00 | glgl |
| Gagerdude | 00:00 | glhf |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:12 | Smurfteam... |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:16 | Look, you US transgenders you ain't running the show no more, get used to it.... |
| Hez | 00:19 | rank is bugged brother |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:46 | Fuck off brother |
| FatalSyntaX | 00:50 | K | |_ |_ A |_ |_ G|_ [ ] B /-\ |_ | S T S and their Slava uriiina Zealots. |
| Hez | 00:51 | love you |
| Hez | 00:55 | (goodgary) |
| Hez | 01:08 | friendly reminder to take your meds |
| FatalSyntaX | 01:24 | Russia's pronouns are 'strong' and 'bear'. Your's are 'Cum' + 'Nazi' and 'Mouth'. |
| FatalSyntaX | 02:12 | TOS-1A + Cowfarts = Man Made Global Warming |
| FatalSyntaX | 02:22 | gg hf |
| Hez | 16:14 | gg |