| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Drink | 00:00 | |
| Chris | 00:06 | happy smurfing |
| Drink | 00:12 | ? |
| Chris | 00:17 | en huh |
| Chris | 10:39 | Like i said, sad smurfing cunt |
| Chris | 11:22 | Did you get what you needed champ? |
| Chris | 11:58 | Gone all shy now your lame cunteness has been unmasked? |
| Chris | 12:59 | Sad fuck |
