| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| HolySquid | 00:00 | good luck have fun |
| Miro | 00:05 | have luck and good fun |
| Sax | 00:09 | Does your team give two fxxxks? |
| Naitron | 00:18 | misfortune and dispair to all! |
| HolySquid | 00:22 | behave sax |
| Sax | 00:40 | They're the ones with the matching fxxxk screen name |
| HolySquid | 00:57 | sax is saxxy |
| Sax | 01:21 | Do you think Fxxxk lords his longer xxx over Fxxk? |
| HolySquid | 01:34 | like i do with you? |
| Sax | 01:42 | exactly |
| Sax | 02:08 | Fxxxk does last a little longer in the mouth |
| HolySquid | 02:14 | yummy |
| Sax | 06:37 | I've had better fxxxks |
| Sax | 07:51 | BC? |
| Sax | 09:14 | Can u guys not die for a little longer |
| Sax | 14:21 | We could have at least had a nice conversation |