| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| HolySquid | 00:00 | glhf |
| Miro | 00:00 | hf pw |
| HolySquid | 00:00 | glhf |
| HolySquid | 00:07 | listen up everyone |
| HolySquid | 00:12 | i am the all holy squid |
| HolySquid | 00:45 | gird your loins |
| HolySquid | 02:23 | nice try goat fucker |
| goatmaster | 02:38 | lol |
| HolySquid | 04:07 | goat fucker? |
| HolySquid | 06:47 | zealot |
| HolySquid | 06:48 | good unoit |
| HolySquid | 09:46 | whos winning |
| HolySquid | 10:02 | hello goat fucker |
| HolySquid | 11:20 | doesnt matter relin |