| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Joe | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Joe | 00:00 | fuck you |
| BnetIntern | 00:00 | gl hf |
| BnetIntern | 00:09 | dropped as a baby? |
| SitMawFuka | 00:18 | FUCK YOU NIGGA |
| BnetIntern | 00:24 | confirmed |
| nudesleeper | 00:27 | has left the game |
| BnetIntern | 00:34 | has joined the game |
| brewhaha | 00:39 | anger management |
| brewhaha | 01:23 | be a yoda |
| brewhaha | 07:13 | gg |
| BnetIntern | 07:15 | gg |