| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Niyanyo | 00:00 | glhf |
| Turokchb | 00:11 | how much you charge for a poop? |
| iPoopForU | 00:21 | i take soulks |
| iPoopForU | 00:24 | souls |
| DoctorWho | 00:30 | $100 per dingleberry/ |
| Turokchb | 00:33 | do you have a discount? |
| DoctorWho | 00:42 | pinky discount |
| iPoopForU | 00:50 | you get to play sc2 instead of get laid |
| iPoopForU | 00:53 | Thats ur package |
| Turokchb | 01:05 | like, how about just taking someone's selfesteem? does that give me half a poop? |