| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ManBearPig | 00:00 | glhf |
| Greeempire | 00:06 | glhf |
| Greeempire | 00:11 | 12 pool |
| ManBearPig | 00:17 | kk |
| Greeempire | 02:43 | ? |
| Greeempire | 05:25 | rip |
| PArkanian | 05:26 | spartacus nooooooo |
| HyperTurtle | 05:26 | No, I'm Sparticus!!! |
| ManBearPig | 05:26 | cannons are freezing his computer |
| ManBearPig | 05:26 | the great wall of cannons |
| PArkanian | 05:26 | YES |
| ManBearPig | 05:26 | chinas second greatest defense |
| SCVSir | 05:26 | that's what we've been calling it |
| PArkanian | 08:33 | a real man would fight withing cannon range |
| PArkanian | 09:15 | ok fine, I'll build units, you win Horner |
