| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| iPlayDefense | 00:05 | I'm sorry my president is a dummy |
| AlbertaGuy | 00:08 | glhf |
| AlbertaGuy | 00:20 | lol my leader is no better |
| iPlayDefense | 01:09 | I mean.. he prolly knows how tariffs work lol |
| AlbertaGuy | 01:21 | lol |
| iPlayDefense | 06:38 | oh clever! |
