| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Potatoes | 00:08 | nobody hot plays this game |
| Potatoes | 00:26 | im covered in pimples |
| YoureHotToo | 00:28 | speak for yourself |
| YoureHotToo | 03:50 | Why does every single toss play like they're unemployed? |
| Potatoes | 04:14 | once you admit you are ugly we will stop |