| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FoRkED | 00:00 | glhf |
| Purslane | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Benz | 00:00 | |
| Gyalgatine | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Shrek | 00:07 | gotta respect the deep squats |
| DeepSquats | 00:11 | ty ty |
| Purslane | 00:25 | is u of c calgary ? |
| Shrek | 00:37 | yes |
| Purslane | 00:52 | how do you feel about the oilers rn |
| DeepSquats | 01:00 | il a coucher avec ta mere |
| Shrek | 01:06 | :v i live under a rock |
| FoRkED | 01:12 | GO FLAMES |
| Purslane | 05:09 | you guys like mark carney ? |
| BLEE | 05:17 | who? |
| Purslane | 05:52 | hes prime minister |
| FoRkED | 06:22 | he didn't want to make canada the 51st state so i don't like him |
| Purslane | 06:35 | ya wayne shoulda been governor |
| Gyalgatine | 14:20 | Gg |
