| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chief | 00:00 | gl hf |
| EBuTe | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Chief | 00:11 | for the Terran Brotherhood |
| EBuTe | 00:30 | ya, ptotos not sorkign for m |
| EBuTe | 00:32 | e |
| EBuTe | 00:39 | or typing |
| Chief | 01:06 | protoss dont even have mouths |
| EBuTe | 01:11 | truew |
| EBuTe | 01:21 | they have blink |
| Chief | 01:31 | like im going to trust someone who hasnt tasted a jelly donut |
| Chief | 01:35 | scvs can blink! |
| Chief | 01:52 | maybe not like a stalker |
| Chief | 01:59 | but theyre also more likely to have a cigarette |
| Chief | 02:02 | not that I smoke |
| Chief | 02:04 | but someone might |
| EBuTe | 02:08 | true |
