| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MilkyrayFan | 00:00 | glhf |
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| MilkyrayFan | 00:11 | how am i a smurf |
| Gargamel | 00:17 | Did I say that? |
| MilkyrayFan | 00:29 | thought you did for a moment |
| Gargamel | 00:30 | learn to read mate |
| Gargamel | 00:35 | It is "in general" |
| MilkyrayFan | 00:53 | yeah but why would you say that out of the blue like that |
| Gargamel | 00:56 | but, also: 90% |
| Gargamel | 00:59 | of players on ladder |
| Gargamel | 01:00 | is smurfing |
| MilkyrayFan | 01:14 | bro you delusional |
| Gargamel | 01:24 | it's just math, mate |
| MilkyrayFan | 01:31 | no it isn't |
| Gargamel | 01:40 | listen |
| Gargamel | 01:49 | if some fraction of platyers is smurfing |
| MilkyrayFan | 01:53 | let me guess everytime you lose it's because they smurf |
| Gargamel | 01:57 | what happens to the legit players? |
| Gargamel | 02:16 | they get demoted |
| Gargamel | 02:26 | so the legit players start playing in a lower mmr range |
| Gargamel | 02:37 | so they become smurfs as well |
| Gargamel | 02:57 | and so it cascades |
| MilkyrayFan | 03:05 | not sure about that one mat |
| MilkyrayFan | 03:07 | mate |
| Gargamel | 03:34 | well, let me tell you |
| Gargamel | 03:37 | thi si s |
| Gargamel | 03:39 | 120 max for zergs |
| Gargamel | 03:46 | if you encounter someone |
| MilkyrayFan | 03:49 | if you suck at the game yes |
| Gargamel | 04:17 | we all suck at the game |
| Gargamel | 07:27 | if you encounter someone |
| Gargamel | 07:31 | with sign. more apm than 120 |
| Gargamel | 07:35 | you know they are smurfing |
| MilkyrayFan | 07:46 | i am at 250 |
| Gargamel | 07:59 | so |
| Gargamel | 08:04 | smurfing socioapth confirmed |
| MilkyrayFan | 08:12 | sure buddy |
| MilkyrayFan | 13:00 | yeah i don't know what to do against ultras |
| MilkyrayFan | 13:01 | gg |
