| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Miro | 00:00 | hf pw |
| Cdawg | 00:00 | glhf |
| HolySquid | 00:02 | i am incredibly talented at thsi game |
| HolySquid | 00:06 | prepare |
| Cdawg | 00:08 | i am not |
| HolySquid | 00:23 | hello miro |
| meddle | 00:26 | SUCK BUNGHOLES |
| Cdawg | 00:34 | thats rude |
| HolySquid | 00:34 | i am sucking bungholes |
| HolySquid | 00:42 | i love bungholes |
| HolySquid | 01:01 | feed me your bunghole |
| HolySquid | 01:39 | nice try |
| HolySquid | 02:03 | fine |
| HolySquid | 02:45 | annoyign |
| HolySquid | 02:47 | but fine |
| Miro | 02:48 | ye |
