| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kamikaze | 00:00 | glhf |
| HeyCatchThis | 00:00 | gl smurf |
| Kamikaze | 00:16 | would you be my smurfet? |
| HeyCatchThis | 00:25 | no one would |
| HeyCatchThis | 00:29 | that's why your alone |
| Kamikaze | 00:33 | im good looking |
| HeyCatchThis | 00:41 | i've seen you |
| HeyCatchThis | 00:44 | you're not |
| Kamikaze | 01:00 | smurfet is jealous |
| HeyCatchThis | 01:14 | you're in denial |
| Kamikaze | 08:12 | gg |
