| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Miro | 00:00 | hf pw |
| BrockMiester | 00:03 | gl hf! |
| KerryKopito | 00:17 | lhgf |
| ChuckNorris | 00:19 | Real cuadrados? |
| Sax | 00:23 | todos |
| Mach | 00:32 | triengulos |
| Mach | 00:52 | de donde son amigas |
| Sax | 00:56 | tu madre casa |
| Mach | 01:04 | andan enojadas? |
| Sax | 01:09 | taco bell |
| Mach | 01:26 | tacol gando |
| Sax | 01:32 | enchilada |
| ChuckNorris | 01:34 | real paralelepipedo? |
| Sax | 01:45 | my name isn't Donald Trump |
| ChuckNorris | 02:09 | yur name is sax |
| Sax | 02:13 | si senor |
| ChuckNorris | 02:38 | nice to meet you |
| Sax | 02:42 | tambien |
| Mach | 03:55 | nice micro |
| Sax | 03:57 | LOL |
| ChuckNorris | 04:01 | xd |
| Sax | 04:10 | I looked away |
| Sax | 04:17 | then looked back and the stalker was 8hp |
| BrockMiester | 05:54 | gtg gg |
| ChuckNorris | 11:35 | gg |
| KerryKopito | 14:01 | gg |
