| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:03 | DIE |
| EnemyBimbo | 00:12 | Good like luck n have fun n stuf (cutealarak) |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:19 | DIE NOOB DIE |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:30 | I AM YOUR GOD |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:32 | I AM YOUR KING |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:38 | I AM THE NOOBSLAYER |
| EnemyBimbo | 12:17 | no gods no masters |
| EnemyBimbo | 15:07 | (hearts) |
| EnemyBimbo | 15:07 | thanks I needed water |
