| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| vess | 00:00 | glhf |
| TOTJaybin | 00:01 | TaterFAAGER |
| TOTJaybin | 00:07 | you trash liberal scum |
| TatertOOter | 00:12 | lol |
| AgentStang | 00:20 | (hearts) |
| ChrisJamesRx | 00:23 | (hearts) |
| TatertOOter | 00:24 | kisses |
| TOTJaybin | 00:27 | jk ... call me 505-573-3223 |
| Frankman | 00:30 | poop tastes good |
| TatertOOter | 13:02 | libral scum wins |