| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ImGoog | 00:00 | G |
| Apathy | 00:00 | drugs for hugs? |
| HugsForDrugs | 00:08 | gl hf guys |
| Apathy | 00:22 | guys? |
| Apathy | 00:24 | whata re you a sexist? |
| ImGoog | 00:25 | im a boy |
| HugsForDrugs | 00:38 | why, wanan have sex? |
| Apathy | 00:42 | not with u |
| ImGoog | 00:46 | ew |
| ImGoog | 00:51 | only with apathy |
| Salt | 00:57 | why do you assume he's a "you"? |
| ImGoog | 01:07 | its "u" |
| ImGoog | 01:13 | l2read |
| Salt | 01:19 | kthnx |
| Salt | 09:53 | gg |