| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RickyMartin | 00:10 | am i gay 1 or 2 |
| RickyMartin | 00:22 | can a player smoke some weed rq |
| grumblin | 00:23 | just livin la vida loca |
| RickyMartin | 00:49 | cronik green budz player pimp |
| RickyMartin | 00:55 | come at my penis |
| RickyMartin | 01:08 | bent over backwards and go in reverse at full throttle |
| RickyMartin | 01:20 | i have over 1000 minerals |
| RickyMartin | 02:17 | full throttle baby |
| RickyMartin | 04:01 | I SMOKE DICK AND WEED SOMETIMES TOO |
| RickyMartin | 04:13 | i was too busy smoking weed |
| RickyMartin | 04:18 | does it feel good |
| grumblin | 04:22 | you can't take 3 bases that fast! |
| RickyMartin | 04:34 | jamming my stick in your starfish |
| RickyMartin | 04:41 | I am winning |
| RickyMartin | 04:45 | clearly I'm gonna win |
| RickyMartin | 04:57 | i look down at the match up screen |
| RickyMartin | 05:04 | cuz im smoking weeds |
| RickyMartin | 05:13 | i didn't know of course you'd be zerg |