| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| AmazonPrime | 00:02 | awww your feelings hurt |
| SpokenTruth | 00:05 | GLGL |
| JohnCena | 00:16 | who? |
| Bored | 00:18 | pls not another retard |
| Bored | 00:23 | there just so many of you |
| JohnCena | 00:26 | wheres my package amazon |
| AmazonPrime | 00:26 | its double Z |
| AmazonPrime | 00:30 | lucky for you |
| SpokenTruth | 00:31 | just a tad mate |
| JohnCena | 00:34 | LMAO |
| Bored | 00:37 | LOL |
| Bored | 00:43 | hes such a retard its painful |
| Bored | 00:48 | most of u r |
| Bored | 01:08 | ur mall oddly stupid and petty |
| Bored | 02:11 | purple is yet another rtetard |
| Bored | 02:21 | ist wierd how stpid play this game |
| Bored | 02:48 | how do u rewtards survive? |