| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Hurtone | 00:00 | oh it is you |
| Gargamel | 00:06 | DIE SMURF DIE! |
| Hurtone | 00:26 | i hope you have professional help |
| Gargamel | 00:35 | I genuinely hope you have cancer |
| Gargamel | 00:43 | you deserve it |
| Hurtone | 00:52 | your parents must be so disappointed in you |
| Gargamel | 01:09 | why would I care about my parents? |
| Gargamel | 01:13 | It's my life |
| Gargamel | 01:21 | not theirs |
| Hurtone | 01:22 | you live in their basement |
| Gargamel | 01:34 | stop projecting |
| Hurtone | 01:50 | i feel sad for you |
| Gargamel | 02:03 | I hope you will die slowly, painfully, and alone, sociopath |
| Gargamel | 18:07 | get |
| Gargamel | 18:08 | cancer |
| Gargamel | 18:09 | soicop[ath |
