| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Shartyshortz | 00:00 | GL HF |
| Paleocon | 01:38 | lots of rax |
| Paleocon | 01:50 | lol |
| Paleocon | 04:35 | MASS GOON |
| IHATEALLERGY | 04:55 | goonette |
| Mysteriman | 05:11 | marines took out my oracles |
| Mapacha | 18:24 | EZ |
| Shartyshortz | 18:34 | ojs doin the literal opposite of every battle |
| Mapacha | 18:38 | EZ |
| Paleocon | 18:50 | |more scan |
| IHATEALLERGY | 18:52 | XDDD |
