| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Upintayerass | 00:00 | cant be happy |
| Upintayerass | 00:03 | or wives get furious |
| Upintayerass | 00:12 | noone ever said "happy husband happy life" |
| Upintayerass | 00:23 | thats why... men wear black on their marriage day |
| Upintayerass | 00:27 | its the end of life like a funeral |
| Upintayerass | 00:34 | but the women wears white |
| Upintayerass | 00:39 | because its the beginning of her life |
| NotTrvr | 00:39 | you have a wife? |
| Upintayerass | 00:57 | @metoo |
| Upintayerass | 01:08 | # |
| Chubakka | 01:14 | there ya goooo |
| PSIDisruptor | 01:31 | you need therapy above our paygrade on sc2 bro |
| Upintayerass | 01:50 | "hey scorp' |
| Upintayerass | 01:51 | says wife |
| Upintayerass | 01:58 | "did u eat my mother fucking cheesises?" |
| Upintayerass | 02:03 | "YES" says i |
| Upintayerass | 02:12 | "then im gonna eat your mother fucking cheddar popcorn |
| Upintayerass | 02:43 | im like... "yah |
| Upintayerass | 02:48 | "thats why i bought a jumbo size" |
| Upintayerass | 02:56 | Brb |
| Upintayerass | 03:20 | GFO GOG O |
| Upintayerass | 03:23 | IM FUCKING GOOOING BOYSSS |
| Upintayerass | 03:25 | AHHHHh |
| Chubakka | 04:15 | f uck you scorpion! |
