| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| smileAA | 00:56 | . |
| Syborg | 00:57 | LAG |
| RectumRavage | 01:03 | thats server side eh |
| Nomad | 01:16 | blame the mexicans |
| RectumRavage | 01:21 | i blame obama |
| Nomad | 05:47 | fenix and liberators |
| RectumRavage | 08:51 | dude fuck off |
| smileAA | 10:41 | zzz |
| RectumRavage | 10:41 | lol |
| smileAA | 10:41 | fk u |
| Rogiel | 12:59 | gg |