| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| epochfail | 00:00 | glhf |
| epochfail | 00:00 | rush? |
| Mysterious | 00:14 | sure |
| Mysterious | 04:56 | go |
| epochfail | 05:02 | no units |
| Mysterious | 05:06 | omg |
| Mysterious | 07:10 | fk me |
| Mysterious | 07:36 | worst rush ever |
| Mysterious | 09:47 | ur the worst fking teammate ever |
| Mysterious | 09:50 | learn how to play |
