| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Seneca | 00:09 | glhf |
| GRIFTER | 00:12 | U2 |
| GRIFTER | 00:24 | GOD I SUCK |
| GRIFTER | 00:34 | havent won a game today. |
| Seneca | 01:01 | sucking too much d? |
| GRIFTER | 01:05 | mayb! |
| GRIFTER | 01:13 | tell me wise philosopher |
| GRIFTER | 01:14 | what must i d |
| GRIFTER | 16:20 | HAHA GG |