| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| UpATree | 00:00 | hiiii statis! |
| Player | 00:06 | unc!! |
| UpATree | 00:13 | I heard you finally fessed up to cheating |
| UpATree | 00:16 | good job man |
| UpATree | 00:28 | looks like all that shit you said |
| Player | 00:29 | not quite |
| UpATree | 00:35 | was a complete lie after all |
| UpATree | 00:37 | gj! |
