| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Mercy | 00:05 | gl hf |
| charlie | 04:13 | first game ever? |
| Mercy | 04:17 | nope |
| charlie | 04:27 | not including vs AI |
| charlie | 06:20 | 12 iq and a rally point |
| charlie | 06:42 | pretty much what this game is about |
| charlie | 07:54 | please |
| charlie | 07:55 | respect yourself |
| charlie | 07:58 | leave. |
| charlie | 08:18 | this is embarassing af |
| charlie | 08:28 | 9 minutes of pure bronze autism |
| charlie | 08:31 | sorry bronzie |
| charlie | 08:33 | I have a life |
| charlie | 08:39 | enjoy rally point league |
