| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MommasBoy | 00:00 | Gl hF |
| Lumiere | 02:05 | noob |
| Attax | 02:34 | respect players gilipollas |
| Lumiere | 02:44 | zero respect to cannon rushers |
| Lumiere | 04:55 | you know what |
| Lumiere | 05:15 | why bother playing when you have less round time than matchmaking time |
| Lumiere | 05:18 | losers |