| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Vorth | 00:57 | and stay out! |
| AppleWeasel | 01:16 | SOME YOU MAY DIE |
| AppleWeasel | 01:25 | BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I AM WILLING TO MAKE |
| Kenobi | 01:33 | what does apple weasel mean |
| Timtam | 01:37 | I appreciate it |
| AppleWeasel | 01:50 | IT MEANS...BE AFRAID |
| Vorth | 02:05 | planned obsolesnce - apples business model, built by weasels |
| Kenobi | 02:08 | u talk like a fat bearded dungeons and dragons player |
| AppleWeasel | 02:23 | HEY WEASELS ARE NOBLE |
| Kenobi | 02:27 | AH i thought apple the fruit i'm retarded |
| Vorth | 02:28 | theives |
| AppleWeasel | 02:38 | NO THE FRUIT DIP SHIT |
| Kenobi | 02:49 | i'm so dense |
| AppleWeasel | 03:03 | MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE PEARBEAR |
| Kenobi | 03:11 | that's so cute |
| Vorth | 03:16 | underripecoconut |
| Vorth | 04:20 | dont look |
| Vorth | 04:24 | its a surprise |
| AppleWeasel | 07:36 | so naughty |
| Kenobi | 11:07 | gg |
| Kenobi | 11:09 | wp |
| AppleWeasel | 11:17 | GG |
| FatElephant | 13:15 | hehe |