| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cervantes | 00:02 | Gl hf |
| Tyrannosaur | 02:45 | f noob |
| Tyrannosaur | 10:37 | 10 min and u have 0 army |
| Cervantes | 10:56 | turpa kii |
| Tyrannosaur | 11:03 | vitn vammanen |
| Tyrannosaur | 11:23 | 5 base and 0 unit |
| Tyrannosaur | 12:07 | mitä vitta teet |
| Tyrannosaur | 12:42 | äijä on vitn bronssi |
| RasTatane | 13:30 | gg |
| Cervantes | 13:34 | gg |
| Tyrannosaur | 13:44 | vitt gg |
| Tyrannosaur | 13:55 | apina |
| Tyrannosaur | 14:54 | vittu oot tyhmä |
| Tyrannosaur | 16:18 | apina |
| Tyrannosaur | 16:43 | ei mitään järkee sn elissä |
| Tyrannosaur | 16:58 | pain vittuun |
| Cervantes | 17:06 | busy |
| Tyrannosaur | 17:40 | apina |
| Tyrannosaur | 20:28 | mä nään sut vielä |
| Tyrannosaur | 21:06 | kill him |
| Tyrannosaur | 21:40 | hölmö |
| Tyrannosaur | 25:28 | miksi oot noin tyhmä |
| Cervantes | 27:15 | sorry, i know you gave up half way through, but i had a moron for a partner |
| Cervantes | 27:18 | gg |