| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SXTERROR | 00:12 | |I JERK MY DICK BETTER THAN ANYONE |
| IgLoO | 00:24 | nah i jerk your dick better |
| SXTERROR | 00:27 | EVERYONE JERKS IT LIKE A CATAPILLAR |
| SXTERROR | 00:41 | IM THE BEST |
| SXTERROR | 01:17 | everyone jerks like a moth |
| SXTERROR | 01:51 | i jerk to 8 screens |
| SXTERROR | 02:57 | dont |
| SXTERROR | 03:03 | let it live |
| SXTERROR | 03:10 | FUCK |
| SXTERROR | 06:39 | careir |
| TheCovenant | 09:02 | ty |
| TheCovenant | 09:04 | yellow |
| Slug | 13:54 | gg |
| SXTERROR | 14:11 | woohoo |
