| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Probius | 00:00 | glhf |
| Computer | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Probius | 00:09 | the guy who made this map is stupid |
| Probius | 00:12 | I know him personally |
| Probius | 00:28 | Like, he is medically ignorant |
| Probius | 00:32 | it's kinda impressive |
| Probius | 00:36 | The only one |
| Probius | 00:51 | Have you met him? |
| Probius | 00:57 | also have you found my probe yet? |
| TacticalNuke | 00:59 | he is a jackass hes true |
| Probius | 01:01 | I don't think you did |
| Probius | 01:14 | (carbotprobecheese) |
| Probius | 01:22 | I like the taste of cheddary |
| Probius | 01:34 | Do you like cheese? |
| Probius | 01:45 | You still haven't found him,? |
| Probius | 01:46 | wow |
| Probius | 01:58 | Seriously, is something wrong with him? |
| Probius | 02:02 | you know |
| Probius | 02:05 | besides the medical |
| Probius | 02:32 | wow, you don't know him |
| Probius | 02:34 | I envy you |
| Probius | 02:36 | seriously |
| Probius | 02:43 | I wish I could unknown him |
| Probius | 02:50 | unknownenst? |
| Probius | 02:54 | unbeknownst |
| Probius | 02:59 | that reminds me of the time |
| Probius | 03:07 | I lit my pants on fire |
| Probius | 03:16 | I was cold |
| Probius | 03:24 | and I wanted to unshrivel my you know |
| Probius | 03:31 | I had an onion on my belt |
| Probius | 03:35 | as was the fashion at the time |
| Probius | 04:13 | Did you prefer a red or white onion? |
| Probius | 05:45 | I have a red onion on my belt |
| Probius | 06:07 | they were named such before purple was a common color |
| Probius | 07:12 | I walked up hill both ways to school |
| Probius | 07:16 | it was a confusing time |
| Probius | 07:23 | directionally speaking |
| TacticalNuke | 16:46 | gg |
| Computer | 16:48 | i surrender! |
| Computer | 16:50 | gg |
