| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| vess | 00:00 | glhf |
| WPWizzard | 00:04 | NOOB trio |
| vess | 00:13 | (hearts) |
| TatertOOter | 00:17 | kisses |
| Alekel | 00:59 | troll |
| TatertOOter | 01:06 | we know he team killed last gaem |
| TatertOOter | 01:16 | imagine being that misserable |
| TatertOOter | 01:20 | cuckmaster |