| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargyourmel | 00:00 | glhf |
| Angelmaker | 00:10 | you do the smurfs a terrible disservice |
| Gargyourmel | 00:20 | so tasty |
| Angelmaker | 00:26 | gay |
| Gargyourmel | 00:42 | smurf rooster is delicious |
| Angelmaker | 00:51 | not controversia;l |
| Angelmaker | 02:07 | wouldn't "garglemel" be more straightforward? |
| Gargyourmel | 02:16 | taken |
